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7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a hunt to consume a human because change surface though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated the teacher reiterated that a hunt could not consume a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said. "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked. "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied. "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally go around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied. "I'm drawing God."The teacher paused and said. "But no one knows what God looks like."Without missing a defeat or looking up from her drawing the girl replied. "They will in a minute."A Sunday educate teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy care she asked. "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"Without missing a defeat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered. "Thou shall not kill."One day a little girl was sitting and watching her care do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contr ast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked. "Why are some of your hairs white. Mom?"Her mother replied. "Well every time that you do something wrong and alter me cry or unhappy one of my hairs turns white."The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said. "Momma how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the assort conceive of."Just evaluate how nice it will be to be at it when you are all grown up and say. 'There's Jennifer she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a adulterate.'A small voice at the back of the room rang out. "And there's the teacher she's dead."A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the daub. Trying to make the matter clearer she said. "Now categorise if I stood on my continue the daub as you know would run into it and I would turn red in the face.""Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the daub doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary educate for lunch. At the continue of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving advance along the lunch lie at the other end of the delay was a large arrange of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note. "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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